Hello mamas. It is my birthday in three mere days and I'm approaching actual certified

unk status because I will be 25 years old. I won't even be able to say I'm in my early 20s. I'll say I'm in my goddamn

mid 20s. I can rent a car without paying $100 surcharge of everyday rental.

Crazy things are happening, very scared.

But that aside, I think it would be fun to be a father one day even though like probably all of you look at me and think I would

be a nightmare father a figure to have and you may be right I think a lot about what it would be like to have a kid set oh and my light bulb that was burnt out for months just turn back on

Light bulb moment Eureka anyways I think about Light Bob Meryka.

Anyways, I think about what it would be like to raise a child that was born like today.

I'm not talking like if you had to like adopt, I mean not they should adopt

fuck we're not gonna do that not that like not like

adopting like a Gen Alpha brain kid right now but like what are kids born today

gonna be like and they're like uh 15 I don't like it scares me so

much because I think there's this general

There's this kind of every generation looks at the newer generation things

Oh my God they're fucking ruining everything.

They have worms for brains!

And like, it's a, like since the dawn time it's been like that.

And I'm noticing like, you know,'m like fucking barely that I'm like an

elder gensie were like already noticing like the brain rot people of

which by the way can we talk about the fucking brain rot

term

It was like a fun term a year ago, so I named my fucking like business.

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