It's time now for the chipping forecast.

What we're going to do with this week's pod is we're going to have long periods of silence.

In fact, sort of three minutes maybe, and then we'll just blurt out an update on how we think it's going.

So we'll do three minutes, six minutes, 12 minutes, 15 minutes and that you'll just be waiting on tenter hooks to see how, what happens. Because that's what we're doing just

now, Ian Carter, our special guest, isn't it? It is. The three whole updates on

Q school, it's, it's, it's, it's quite agonising. It really is. The three-hole updates on Q School. It's quite agonizing. It really is. I tried to ration myself today, but failed miserably. But it's good news, isn't it? It is good news so far. Well, it is. And we can actually give more than a three-hole update because we can give a status report from Eddie Pepprell,

our super special guest who is, first of all, looks like you're sitting in a beautiful place.

Where's that? What's going on?

Yeah, it's quite a nice Airbnb in a place called Montbrillo del Camp

in about 20 minutes away from Tarragona, so it's fairly nice, to be fair. There's a hammock there? There's a hammock, yeah. Jen's not in the hammock currently, but no, it's a lovely place. Jamie's in the hammock recovering. Jamie would fit in the hammock. See, it's interesting hearing you talk about the three-hole updates because Derek Derek, my cousin has still been out here,

providing updates shot by shot, whole by hole by shot updates on the Effin and Jeffin with

Pepper Army groups. So we've refused it. Okay, I think he invited you, but you've, I mean, great

content. I've gone through everything. There's some brilliant content on this. It's a shame you're

not part of it, but there we are. Now, I would like to know, but I don't think I've got, I mean, I don't really, but I've sort of got a life to lead and things to do. And I just don't, but as Ian says, all you're doing anyway is just sitting there. So I think, because you think three holes, that'll be about 50 minutes or so. so you sort of sit there, you get an update, it snaps forward. And you go, all right, he's picked up two shots. And you realize he went, eagle, eagle, double bogey or something like that. Because it doesn't make, or you get the sort of broad strokes of it. You always picked up two shots there. And then you go into into the details of the three holes you go all right okay um but i would like to have shot by shot video

which um which derrick is doing for for all the chosen people but i don't think you wouldn't want

to see that in would you i don't i'm not'm not sure I can take it, if I'm honest.

It's, uh, but it might be a better way to go. I mean, I, I was commuting from Dubai to

Abu Dhabi, as I was explaining last week, last, so over the last four days. So, and I, to kind of keep

the cost down, I've been getting the metro to the end of the

line and then getting the taxi from there.

So I sort of have a little discipline of whichever station I get to, I think right now's

the time to have a check.

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