School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads. Guess what? I know, Mike, you're curious what I'm going to say as well.
0:05.8	I have no idea. I want to invite all the spitwads out there that love this show to head over to spitballerspod.com and listen, you can become inofficial spitwad. That means we're looking at your ideas. We're taking a look in the spit tank at your ideas.
0:21.4	And those are the ones we care about for the show.
0:23.3	You get to support the podcast.
0:25.2	You get, well, you get the episodes a little bit early.
0:29.0	A little bonus.
0:30.0	Bonus.
0:30.7	For supporting the podcast.
0:32.3	So, look, we appreciate you over there at spitballerspod.com.
0:36.7	Click that become a spitwad button. and that's all there is to it.
0:40.6	Now let's get to the show.
0:45.4	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give
0:55.1	random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with
1:00.7	Andy, Mike, and Jason. Let's que d'a-da-da-a-da-a-d-lama-lama ding-dong.
1:10.0	You know, I like a good ding-dong ending, baby.
1:12.6	If we don't end with a ding-dong, it's not a real scat.
1:15.2	That's right.
1:16.4	I've seen the feedback to the Andy's scats.
1:20.3	You're siphoning my endings.
1:23.6	I got it.
1:24.1	I unlocked the secret sauce.
1:26.6	It's really just a ding-dong, man.
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