Schlub Rescue 2 (with Joe Mande)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY NEW PRESIDENT!!! Tom and Julie say goodbye to the Trumps! The hilarious Joe Mande (The Good Place, Parks and Recreation) stops by for another round of Schlub Rescue... with listener Colette! Julie gets drunk on champagne! Tom is aghast to find a Led Zeppelin track on The Skippables! PLUS the rest of The Skippables - Leonard Cohen, Reservoir Dogs, Bruce Springsteen, Trainspotting, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Hüsker Dü, Mary Poppins, and more! AND weak chin hotties, candy bar utensils, Springsteen writes for Sex and the City, Elvis Costello's glasses shammy, smack-splaining, Brett's birthday, cotton candy clown, MAGA hat buyback program, Tiny Dancer, Tiny Lister, MC Looney Tunes, Anthony Weiner luxury countertops, and the All-Time Top 5 Georgia Heroes.

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0:00.0	Hey, okay, I promise I'll keep this debrief short. So I just had my date with the Bumble
0:05.3	guy, so cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love. Then he got us a spot at
0:10.5	the front so I could actually see. It was amazing you know like I really felt good vibes.
0:14.8	Oh and he sent me a let me know when you get home message. That makes him really hot.
0:19.7	Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble.
0:24.0	Forever.
0:25.0	Dog.
0:27.0	So you have a bottle of champagne.
0:29.0	Between my legs baby.
0:31.0	And it's Saturday morning and the word just came down. Yeah. Right an hour
0:37.4	before we record this the word comes down that... that... Jill Stein, baby!
0:44.0	For mayor!
0:46.0	We got the president, the current president will not be the next president,
0:52.0	according to news. I hope I'm getting that right I'm not much of a news guy I'm not much of a news hound
0:59.5	Remember when like there be like what is Mortzall would be like I'm kind of a news junk every like
1:05.5	eight newspapers a day and you're just like and then Lenny Bruce is like I'm kind of
1:08.9	of an actual junkie yeah he's kind of like I'm kind of a heroin junkie.
1:13.5	I don't know how to open this.
1:14.8	Should I knock on my neighbor's door?
1:17.8	You have a bottle.
1:18.8	Well, hold it up.
1:19.8	What do you have? Let's see this.
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