Schlotzsky's Calzones

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon. Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch like the Grumpy Monkey mug & Sneaky Monkey sign. Butterfly forks & spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd! We probably said a different date then it changed. Sponsored by: Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21 DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2023), and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/facejampod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is a Rooster Teeth production.
0:04.0	Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try and get you fast food creation.
0:10.0	So like you don't, you can eat it.
0:12.0	You probably do on your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-authors, Moose.
0:17.0	Jordan, now are you.
0:18.0	Oh my god.
0:19.0	Didn't even get to hear the music.
0:20.0	He's now a comment.
0:21.0	Dude.
0:22.0	Uh, fucking.
0:24.0	Michael was...
0:25.0	Michael's already kaleidoscoping.
0:28.0	Michael was watching your hand.
0:30.0	Just as soon as I touched it.
0:32.0	It was right in your hand.
0:33.0	Even faster, Jordan.
0:34.0	I had my eyes closed and I was listening.
0:36.0	I was listening for the hand slap.
0:38.0	There you go.
0:40.0	I stumbled out the gate.
0:42.0	I was so excited to start.
0:45.0	I think I heard one note.
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