Schlatt's Insane Conspiracy Theories

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich - Ted reveals he has an animal under his care, Schlatt reveals his various theories on the Egyptian Sphinx, and we learn about why you should never enter a cave for fun and why people are fighting in Targets over a cup. To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the big day this week. Are you wearing a chain?
0:02.0	Are you wearing a chain?
0:05.0	I am. Why? I told you I'm in my fashion era.
0:08.0	No, I know you're in your fashion era.
0:10.0	But that would, that would, you know, lead someone to assume that you be dressing
0:13.8	fashionably I am a chain bro a chain what's next you're gonna smoke some
0:19.6	what do you mean you to be a druggie?
0:23.1	I already do, spoke pot.
0:24.8	Actually, I eat pot, according to one of my most popular videos of me eating the 400
0:30.2	milligram edible of which you used a fucking massage gun on me while I was deep in the
0:34.7	fucking edible hole.
0:36.6	You know what this is like?
0:37.6	This is like the second season of Bakugan Battle Brawlers.
0:42.0	Please do indulge me on what that means.
0:44.0	The main character, Dan,
0:46.0	he saves the world in season one.
0:49.0	He does it all.
0:50.0	He gets all the women, and he pulls up in his brand new spanken bicycle with a
0:56.6	leather jacket and a fucking chain that runs from his jeans and like loops in his
1:02.1	son. I watched season 2 episode 1 or maybe even the
1:08.1	last episode of season 1 where he gets this whole new transformation and I started crying. You crying?
1:15.0	You crying?
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