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Sean, that band is named after my favorite utensil, that spoon and the underdog.

Great choice this morning. I love that song. Thank you. Sox are underdogs tonight. I felt it was apropos. Why my favorite? Because inevitably you end up with a sauce that is floating around unused and you can't get that with a fork. You've got to get that with the spoon. Also, low-key, an excellent for the explanation. Low-key and excellent insults to call someone dumb a spoon.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, I really don't do that.

I generally don't run around insulting other people.

When it comes to their intelligence level, I don't feel I'm inferior to others.

You must.

No, not at all.

I just think people who drive sometimes can be spoons.

They're kind of dumb.

Okay.

I mean, it doesn't really seem like a very effective put down.

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