Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2018
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment"
Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.4 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.3 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:28.6 | A podcast for me. |
| 0:30.4 | Nicole Byer tries to figure out why I'm still single. |
| 0:34.8 | Even though if I get pregnant, I'll figure it out. |
| 0:43.2 | I won't ask for any help. |
| 0:49.7 | My guest today, you see her on Cami Bang Bang and you see me on originals. |
| 0:54.2 | Riza, Lisea, do I say that right? |
| 0:57.9 | That was super close. |
| 0:59.9 | You said it right the first time. |
| 1:03.2 | It's okay. |
| 1:04.3 | No, no, it's good. |
| 1:04.9 | You know what? |
| 1:05.9 | Say it, Lisea. |
| 1:06.9 | Lisea. |
| 1:07.7 | Riza, Lisea. |
| 1:08.8 | Riza, Lisea. |
| 1:11.6 | Wow. |
| 1:12.8 | You know what? |
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