Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Romance, Advice, Relationships, Sex, Relationship, Podcast, Dating Apps, Bumble, Society & Culture, Dating, Encounters, Tinder, Date, Comedy Interviews, Nicole Byer, Sexuality, Comedy, Hookup, Interviews, Therapy, Single, Couples, Stories, Raya, Interview, Hookups, Health & Fitness, Love

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment" Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.6	A podcast for me.
0:30.4	Nicole Byer tries to figure out why I'm still single.
0:34.8	Even though if I get pregnant, I'll figure it out.
0:43.2	I won't ask for any help.
0:49.7	My guest today, you see her on Cami Bang Bang and you see me on originals.
0:54.2	Riza, Lisea, do I say that right?
0:57.9	That was super close.
0:59.9	You said it right the first time.
1:03.2	It's okay.
1:04.3	No, no, it's good.
1:04.9	You know what?
1:05.9	Say it, Lisea.
1:06.9	Lisea.
1:07.7	Riza, Lisea.
1:08.8	Riza, Lisea.
1:11.6	Wow.
1:12.8	You know what?
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