Finding your S/O's Pet Name (w/ Elizabeth Ho)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.9	Why won't you date me?
0:11.6	Why won't you date me?
0:13.9	Please tell me why.
0:17.9	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You
0:27.1	Date me a podcast for me.
0:29.9	Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though I will date you if you
0:36.9	only eat mac and cheese every day and eat it while you fuck me.
0:44.2	That was so specific.
0:46.4	They're getting harder and harder to do.
0:47.9	I've like run out of things that I would do for people.
0:51.9	Ooh, the voice you're listening to right now that's not mine.
0:55.8	Is that of Elizabeth Ho?
0:57.3	You know her from disjointed!
0:59.5	It's me, pimp, pimp, pimp.
1:00.7	Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all.
1:03.0	Elizabeth, thank you so much.
1:05.5	Do you go by Liz or Elizabeth?
1:07.1	I go by Liz, but professionally I go by Elizabeth because I think it makes me sound more white.
1:11.7	Ah, and that is good because people love white people.
1:16.9	Yeah, and then my last name is Ho and they're like, I love hookers.
1:20.3	Let's bring her in.
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