Amy

Okay, let's get started

Amy Amy. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you see me? I can hear you and see you now.

Really? So was it frozen for just one second? Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Okay, so we're, so just so the audience knows, little turtle cuties and Villarosa VIPs alike, obviously you know something's wrong.

The minute you hear this audio, you're like, what the hell is happening to Turtle

time?

There is a problem.

And the problem is that I am remote recording from oregon eugene

oregon in a like a sort of a cabin in the woods i have the worst internet you can ever have and

people will say why would you ever do a podcast ever with no internet and um you know with grainy

video and everything and that's just because amy and i cannot let our turtle time community down and we have to talk about the latest episode of vanderpump rules so please for the love of god forgive me for wanting to record turtle time in an old abandoned woodshed uh in oregon i promise this will this is not indicative of Turtle Times quality.

If this is the first time listening, what a horrible episode to listen to your first time.

This is not indicative of Turtle Times quality. In fact, it's the exact opposite.

But we are barreling through, right? Yeah, I mean, every time we record somewhere different, it adds a little

flavor, I think. Yeah. Yeah, it really does. And the reason I'm in Eugene, I mean, not that anybody

asked, but it's my sister's baby shower. And I just felt that instead of recording Turtile Time in

person and missing that event, I should probably, you know, I should probably

go to the baby shower. So that's, that's sort of where my moral conundrum was. Yeah, the turtle time

priorities are clear. They are. That I, that I, that I love my sister and I want to honor her,

family first, but also I'm taking two hours out of my day

to go up here but you know I feel very confident that you and I are going to do our due diligence

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