Hello, ready welcome back to a brand new episode of Decoding the Unknown, as always.

Hello, I'm your host Simon.

What happens here is one of my writers today, Katie has written me a script.

This is all about Schatz Graber, the Nazi's secret Arctic base, which I get the feeling did not exist, but that's what The Unknown on this show. We look at light rumors and mysteries on this show

We look at light rumors and mysteries and the Unsolved and we try and solve them sometimes successfully mostly we just seem to make a lot

of fun about ghosts anyway what we're gonna do I'm gonna read it I've never read this

before it's all brand new to me we We're going to explore it together, so let's go.

Natsies, secret bases, the occult, polar bears.

You may be forgiven for thinking that this was the plot of a forthcoming Indiana Jones movie,

maybe one where a geriatric indi, a shovels across a frozen tundra to discover a secret Nazi base buried under the Arctic waves.

Yeah, Harrison Ford's got to be quite old now.

He keeps crashing planes, doesn't he? Isn't that a thing Harrison Ford does?

He's really into aviation. Didn't he land on the taxiway at some point

it's like dude what you're up to that's really dangerous and they shouldn't let you

fly anymore like they take old people's driver's license away.

Harrison Ford's not that old though, is he?

I feel like if you're in your 80s, they should maybe be testing you every year to make sure that you can still fly.

He's 79.

Well, Harrison, I got some good news under my

rulership you'd have another four months to being able to fly because then you turn

80 and you've got to have a license check every year to make sure. While they make you take a medical every couple of years, at least in Europe,

he finds the Spear of Destiny somewhere which he later uses to fend off a polar bear, or maybe not anyway.

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