I'm telling you, Lander's store was deserted.

So what do you think of your best as buddy now, Mark?

Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?

No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. No, I do not know what schadenfroter is.

Please tell me because I'm dying to know.

It's a German term for shameful joy, taking pleasure in the suffering of others.

Oh, come on Lisa.

I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt.

He's usually all happy and comfortable and surrounded by loved ones,

and it makes me feel.

What's the opposite of that shameful joysing of yours?

Sour grapes.

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I didn't say that I was not.

Okay, that's good.

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