ScathingAtheist164: Pastorbation Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, Mississippi will see North Carolina’s public restrooms and raise them housing, Christian leaders settle on "going down to the South Side and pulling for the White Sox" as the new euphemism for jerking it, and Eli will point out twice that he’s not a murderer, even though nobody asked.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast uses this shit out of some explicit language.
0:04.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by PrayerSpace.com.
0:10.6	Again, they're the sponsor from last week and also the week before.
0:14.8	And apparently people are still having trouble with the early gave you.
0:19.0	So let's try this one last time.
0:21.9	Hypertext Transfer Protocol, World Wide Web.
0:24.4	Type exactly what I'm about to say.
0:27.0	HTTP, Semicolon Forward Slash, Forward Slash, Do Not Type Backslash,
0:34.0	And also, Do Not Type Backslash, Then Type WWW, The Period Character,
0:40.5	PrayerSpace, All One Word, Using The Word Space, Not The Bar,
0:45.5	Don't Type Any The Last Thing I Said, Either The Period Character, Come.
0:50.5	PrayerSpace. Sign up now and you'll get a free beta-max rental at Blockbuster.
0:55.5	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:58.0	Hey, y'all. This is the mouth of the South, Miss Ashley, not Miss Abby, of No Religion Required.
1:04.0	And we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey nut.
1:08.0	Ah! It's Thursday.
1:19.5	It's April 7th.
1:21.0	And those Mayans must have been hiding extra calendars.
1:23.5	Something taken away.
1:25.5	Ah, no illusions.
1:26.5	Ah, hethane rate.
1:27.5	And from Double Wide, girth control.
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