ScathingAtheist 240: Shriveling Johnson Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, the Trump administration Rocky V’s us right in the johnson, we finally learn how to get some sexual attention from a sasquatch, and the Book of Alma will make the energizer bunny it’s bitch. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Headlines: One step closer to repealing the Johnson Amendment: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/09/16/the-house-has-passed-legislation-that-could-turn-churches-into-superpacs/ Superintendent responds to lawyer letter about “in god we trust” signs in school is “i hope you repent may god have mercy on your soul” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/09/08/arkansas-superintendent-to-atheist-lawyer-i-pray-you-will-repent/# Daubenmire: Gov should fund research to prove god is real: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/09/15/dave-daubenmire-the-government-should-fund-research-to-prove-god-is-real/ Facebook allowed advertisers to target anti-semites: http://religionnews.com/2017/09/14/facebook-enabled-advertisers-to-reach-jew-haters/ NC Mom invents bigfoot attracting spray: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/09/16/helpful-north-carolina-mom-invents-bigfoot-attracting-spray/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Slow moves towards gender equality throughout the Middle East: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/22/opinion/womens-rights-rape-laws-arab-world.html Tunisia lifts ban on Muslim women marrying non-Muslims: http://religionnews.com/2017/09/15/tunisia-lifts-ban-on-muslim-women-marrying-non-muslims/ Tunisian president calls for update in inheritance laws: http://religionnews.com/2017/09/15/tunisian-womens-rights-plan-rattles-muslim-traditionalists/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains profanity.
0:03.2	If you want amateur fanity, you'll have to go elsewhere.
0:06.7	Ah, this week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by
0:11.5	Lou Aepren, stamps.com and by our Sam Clovis in seven words or less contest.
0:19.0	Today's winner is Penny Sopena, who had cold cuts, cold cuts, cold cuts, fat.
0:25.8	That's work, Penny Sopeta.
0:28.2	If you say that into a mirror, he actually appears in your kitchen with a mayo jaw.
0:31.3	It's actually pretty cool power.
0:33.8	And the game continues.
0:35.2	Please keep tweeting us.
0:36.2	Your best seven words are less using the hashtag ClovusSkade and you could be the next winner.
0:42.9	And now Skade Atheist.
0:44.1	Rory, clean your bloody room.
0:48.6	Yeah, not in.
0:50.6	It's disgusting.
0:51.6	It's almost like you've evolved from filthy monkey man.
0:55.1	Yeah, clean your fucking room.
0:57.1	It's Thursday.
1:18.8	It's September 21st.
1:20.9	And if you can hear this, everything is bigger in Texas.
1:24.2	I'm no illusions.
1:25.6	I'm Eli Bosnick.
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