ScathingAtheist 234: Plurarectal Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we dive back into the Book of Mormon with all the zeal of Greg Louganis, we learn that the difference between Judaism and Satanism is one Outback Steakhouse, and Heath is back so 30 seconds won’t suck as bad. --- For tickets to our upcoming live shows (or for more details), click here: https://scathingatheist.com/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out Kelly on Twitter, click here: https://twitter.com/GayArtGoblin --- Headlines: Unprecedented influence of religious conservatives in White House: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/08/01/the-white-house-bible-study-isnt-a-problem-but-the-instructor-is/ and http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/richard-land-religious-right-has-unprecedented-access-and-impact-on-policy-in-trump-administration/ and http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/end-times-prepper-pastor-jim-bakker-was-invited-to-the-white-house/ Anti-Muslim folks in Norway outraged by picture of bus seats they thought were women in burqas: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/08/04/anti-muslim-bigots-in-norway-are-furious-at-these-bus-seats/ Even atheists think atheists are evil: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/08/07/even-atheists-think-atheists-are-more-likely-to-be-serial-killers-says-study/ Pastor tells women to stop taking bipolar meds, woman goes missing: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/08/05/missing-woman-who-stopped-taking-bipolar-meds-on-pastors-advice-found-alive/ Outback steakhouse is satanic. And the reason is hilarious: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/30/outback-steakhouse-isnt-nearly-as-satanic-as-you-think/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Christian writer warns against women having a career outside the home: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/26/christian-writer-women-having-careers-outside-the-home-is-unbiblical/ Christian activist warns against using butt as substitute vagina: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/07/28/christian-activist-stop-using-the-anus-as-a-substitute-vagina-like-satan/ Lawyer upset that 12-year old rape victim is allowed to have an abortion: http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/07/lawyer_blasts_court_ruling_all.html --- This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, copyright 2017.

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0:00.0	Warning, the bar has been raised on irate diet tribes now, so sure, there'll be some foul
0:05.3	language.
0:06.3	But we'll probably have to threaten to nuke somebody just to keep up.
0:10.3	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club.
0:16.0	And by our Jeff Sessions in five words or less contest.
0:20.1	Today's winner is at Antonius Misfit, who had, if Estus Perkel tires you, excellent work
0:27.7	Antonius.
0:28.7	But this might be the final week for Jay Sash, but once again, the enthusiastic participation
0:33.5	is going to keep it going.
0:35.2	Please keep tweeting your best five words or less using the hashtag Sessions Scave.
0:40.1	And you could be the next winner.
0:42.3	And now, Skating Apes.
0:44.3	Hi, I'm Kelly on Twitter at Gay Art Goblin.
0:48.3	An editing a billboard of Eli's hairy naked body with genitals covered in ticks reminded
0:53.7	me that we did infect evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:00.7	It's Thursday.
1:18.8	It's August 10th.
1:20.1	And we're here to give you porn for your rage boner.
1:22.9	I'm no illusions.
1:24.9	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:26.5	He then write.
1:27.7	And from New York, New York, and Secret Layer, Pennsylvania, this is The Skating Atheist.
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