ScathingAtheist 217: Missing Link Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Neil Gorsuch announces his plan to write everything on papyrus, the Senate makes our upcoming proletariat revolution a whole lot easier, and Ganon’s gonna rue the day when he fucked with Hyrule… but after the record.
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Headlines: Church State separation groups respond to Gorsuch appointment: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/07/churchstate-separation-groups-swiftly-denounce-neil-gorsuchs-confirmation-to-the-supreme-court/ Universalist Unitarian leader resigns amid racism scandal (Fuck U U): http://religionnews.com/2017/03/31/unitarian-universalist-president-resigns-amid-diversity-controversy/ Update on NASA’s $1.1 million effort to study religious impact of alien life: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/03/30/nasas-1-1-million-grant-to-study-how-aliens-could-impact-religion-is-even-worse-than-we-thought/ Glenn Beck and David Barton are selling Internships for $375 to teach fake history: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/03/31/glenn-beck-and-david-barton-are-selling-375-internships-to-teach-students-revisionist-history/ Pastor locke wants us to do a field trip to Washington D.C really REALLY badly: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/07/the-christian-pastor-whose-anti-planned-parenthood-video-backfired-just-made-the-same-mistake-again/ Youtube preacher warns that hindu-feeling books can imperil your soul: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/06/your-knick-knacks-can-give-demons-the-legal-right-to-do-demon-stuff-to-you/ Woman faces 14 years for DIY circumcision: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/03/woman-faces-up-to-14-years-in-prison-after-circumcising-her-four-year-old-son-by-herself/ Michelle Bachmann says halal food in America a sign of sharia law: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/bachmann-halal-food-options-a-sign-of-sharia-law/ Bachmann says liberals are letting the Antichrist come to power: https://thinkprogress.org/michele-bachmann-thinks-trumps-opponents-are-hastening-the-coming-of-the-antichrist-d5ebda49b7e9 Bachmann says God sent Donald Trump to save us all from trans people having rights: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-transgender-reprieveus58e7eb5ae4b05413bfe2ed5d
This Week in Misogyny: Trump vouches for O’Reilly on sexual harassment allegations: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/trump-sends-sickening-message-to-workplace-sexual-harassment-victims/ MO republican proposes spiteful anti-abortion name change for St. Louis zoo: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/06/anti-choice-missouri-republican-proposes-spiteful-abortion-themed-name-change-for-st-louis-zoo/ TX to take $20 million from clean air initiative to give to anti-abortion group: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/04/08/texas-house-gop-votes-to-take-20-million-from-clean-air-initiatives-to-fund-anti-abortion-centers/
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, if we followed your mom's advice about what to do when you had nothing nice to |
| 0:04.5 | say, this podcast would already be over. |
| 0:07.7 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com and by our |
| 0:14.6 | George Pell High-Coo contest. |
| 0:18.1 | Today's winner is anonymous emailer who had really, really, really, really, really looks |
| 0:26.2 | like a rapist. |
| 0:27.6 | Well played, anonymous emailer, technically a high coup. |
| 0:30.9 | We're looking for tweets, but we'll let it go this one time because that was pretty good. |
| 0:35.2 | Next week we'll be doing physical descriptions of nuclear level asshole Mitch McConnell. |
| 0:40.5 | Could we just your favorites using the hashtag Skating Son of a Mitch? |
| 0:45.0 | You could be the next winner. |
| 0:46.9 | And now Skating Atheist. |
| 0:49.9 | Hi, I'm Trav Mamon. |
| 0:53.2 | And I'm Morgan Stringer from a Biscuptical Podcast. |
| 0:56.4 | And not only did we indeed in fact evolve from filthy monkey men, but our closest ancestors, |
| 1:01.9 | bonobos, have proven to be bisexual. |
| 1:05.2 | So suck it, Ray Comfort. |
| 1:24.2 | Ehhhhh, it's Thursday. |
| 1:28.7 | It's April 13th. |
| 1:30.2 | And my aunt still won't let me call him a zombie. |
| 1:32.8 | I have no illusions. |
| 1:34.5 | Ami Lai Bosnick. |
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