ScathingAtheist 201: Lump of Coal Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, all three of Eli’s hobbies become legal as an early Christmas present, abortion abortionists in Oklahoma fail to recognize that abortions are corporations just like people, and Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here to tell us about more people that Mormons killed. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Guest Links: You can find The Naked Mormonism Podcast here: http://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/index.html You can find My Book of Mormon here: https://mybookofmormonpodcast.com/ You can find the JW Escape podcast here: http://www.jwescape.libsyn.com/ --- Headlines: American legislators finally get around to granting us the right to exist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/16/congress-has-passed-a-bill-protecting-atheists-animal-slaughter-and-male-circumcision/ Alex Jones: Kanye West met with Trump in effort to escape the Illuminati: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-kanye-west-met-with-trump-to-escape-the-illuminati/ SC lawmakers push bill that would block porn from computers sold in the state: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/12/law-block-porn-computers-sold-south-carolina/ Sean Hannity steps in to produce K-Sorbs’ new atheist-bashing movie: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/15/sean-hannity-is-producing-a-film-starring-kevin-sorbo-as-an-atheist-who-converts-to-christianity/ Sex Shop owner gets death threats for dildo nativity scene http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/18/sex-shop-owner-receives-threats-after-putting-dildo-nativity-scene-in-window/ Pew has trouble finding demographics less educated than American Christians: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/13/report-u-s-christians-are-less-formally-educated-than-other-religious-and-non-religious-groups/ OK law would require businesses to put anti-abortion messages in public restrooms: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/15/oklahoma-legislature-wants-to-lecture-women-about-abortion-while-they-pee/ --- This Week in Misogyny: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/12/19/judge-cleared-of-misconduct-in-brock-turner-sexual-assault-case/?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.f53b6d55e3d8

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains language far more objectionable than Bahambang.
0:06.3	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by our secret weapon in the
0:11.7	war on Christmas.
0:13.5	Red Solo Cups.
0:15.2	With everyone focused on Starbucks and their red and green Jew propaganda, Solo Brand has
0:21.8	been quietly persecuting Christians for decades with blankness.
0:27.1	Red Solo Cups.
0:28.6	The art of war on Christmas is all about nothing.
0:33.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:35.0	Hi, this is Neo.
0:37.4	And Ava from JWSK Podcast.
0:39.8	You know, Jehovah's Witnesses may knock on your door and try to tell you otherwise, but
0:43.4	we can assure you.
0:44.5	We did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:48.2	And sexy monkey women.
0:49.6	Of course.
0:58.6	It's Thursday.
1:05.6	It's December 22nd.
1:12.5	And Santa's not dead.
1:13.8	He's surely alive.
1:15.4	I'm no illusions.
1:17.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
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