ScathingAtheist 199: Six Fetus Under Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, British divorce proceedings include a limited learning clause, thimble companies pivot toward the emerging fetal urn market in Texas, and we’ll reward David Smalley’s altruism by being mean as all hell to him.
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Headlines: Texas law requires funerals for abortions: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/11/texas-now-requires-funeral-services-aborted-fetuses/ and Satanists claim TX law requiring abortion funerals violates their religious rights: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/03/satanists-say-texas-rule-requiring-funerals-aborted-fetuses-violates-religious-beliefs/ Ark encounter getting a coliseum exhibit with a dinosaur http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/11/29/ken-hams-ark-encounter-will-soon-coliseum-diorama-romans-shields-dinosaur/ Michigan man blames devil for crashing his car http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/01/michigan-man-blames-devil-smashing-several-parked-cars/ Christians jizz spontaneously over Jesus statue undamaged by wildfire: http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/01/us/tennessee-wildfires-statute-trnd/index.html Asshole bench being removed http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/pennsylvania-city-agrees-replace-veterans-memorial-bench-denigrates-atheists/ Judge chastises divorced Jewish dad for exposing his kids to evolution: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/04/judge-divorced-jewish-dad-wrong-go-museum-expose-child-evolution/ David barton thinks people who lie should correct their mistakes http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/irony-alert-pseudo-historian-david-barton-says-people-caught-lies-correct-mistakes/ Saudi woman faces execution for going to breakfast uncovered http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/saudi-woman-faces-threats-execution-going-breakfast-without-fully-covering/
This Week in Misogyny: Orthodox woman had to have her panties checked by rabbi to make sure she was clean http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/11/30/former-orthodox-jewish-woman-explains-take-panties-rabbi-inspection/ P-Robes: Angry daughter “probably just having her period.” http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/pat-robertson-angry-daughter-probably-just-having-her-period/
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains genuine heartfelt emotions, but don't worry, we rat them in profanity. |
| 0:06.0 | This week's episode of The Scavving Atheist is brought to you by the new post-uteraing service provider for fetuses who purchased very small farms in Texas. |
| 0:17.0 | It's the lone star, cemetery, and primatorium. |
| 0:21.0 | Not only do we take care of the final remains, if you need help with the eulogy, we've got professional Zygostriders on staff ready to assist you. |
| 0:30.0 | Lone star, cemetery, and primatorium. |
| 0:33.0 | Find us on Twitter at 6 feet a sunder. |
| 0:36.0 | And now The Scavving Atheist. |
| 0:39.0 | Hi, I'm Thomas Smith. |
| 0:41.0 | I've got interrupted you there. You are speaking in corporate on behalf of opening arguments media, LLC. |
| 0:47.0 | And I'm here with my lawyer, Andrew Torres. |
| 0:50.0 | Retained counsel for the podcast, which airs Wednesdays. |
| 0:54.0 | And I'm here to tell you that we did, in fact, I've got to stop you on the best information and belief. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay, on the best information belief we did evolve from filthy. |
| 1:07.0 | You can't use filthy. That's a violation of the Australian Speech Code Act that could be technically a felony. |
| 1:14.0 | Can we use a slightly less group? |
| 1:17.0 | Okay. |
| 1:18.0 | According to our best information, we likely evolved from not very well groomed monkey men. |
| 1:25.0 | Is that good? Are we good? |
| 1:26.0 | I approve. |
| 1:27.0 | Okay. |
| 1:29.0 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:30.0 | It's December 8th. |
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