ScathingAtheist 199: Six Fetus Under Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 8 December 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, British divorce proceedings include a limited learning clause, thimble companies pivot toward the emerging fetal urn market in Texas, and we’ll reward David Smalley’s altruism by being mean as all hell to him. --- To get tickets to God Awful Movies live in Chicago with special guests Tom and Cecil, you’ll find them here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Guest Links: Click Here to check out the Opening Arguments podcast: http://openargs.com/ Click Here to check out Cognitive Dissonance: http://dissonancepod.com/ Click Here to check out Atheistically Speaking: http://atheisticallyspeaking.com/ --- Headlines: Texas law requires funerals for abortions: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/11/texas-now-requires-funeral-services-aborted-fetuses/ and Satanists claim TX law requiring abortion funerals violates their religious rights: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/03/satanists-say-texas-rule-requiring-funerals-aborted-fetuses-violates-religious-beliefs/ Ark encounter getting a coliseum exhibit with a dinosaur http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/11/29/ken-hams-ark-encounter-will-soon-coliseum-diorama-romans-shields-dinosaur/ Michigan man blames devil for crashing his car http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/01/michigan-man-blames-devil-smashing-several-parked-cars/ Christians jizz spontaneously over Jesus statue undamaged by wildfire: http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/01/us/tennessee-wildfires-statute-trnd/index.html Asshole bench being removed http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/pennsylvania-city-agrees-replace-veterans-memorial-bench-denigrates-atheists/ Judge chastises divorced Jewish dad for exposing his kids to evolution: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/04/judge-divorced-jewish-dad-wrong-go-museum-expose-child-evolution/ David barton thinks people who lie should correct their mistakes http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/irony-alert-pseudo-historian-david-barton-says-people-caught-lies-correct-mistakes/ Saudi woman faces execution for going to breakfast uncovered http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/12/02/saudi-woman-faces-threats-execution-going-breakfast-without-fully-covering/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Orthodox woman had to have her panties checked by rabbi to make sure she was clean http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/11/30/former-orthodox-jewish-woman-explains-take-panties-rabbi-inspection/ P-Robes: Angry daughter “probably just having her period.” http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/pat-robertson-angry-daughter-probably-just-having-her-period/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains genuine heartfelt emotions, but don't worry, we rat them in profanity.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Scavving Atheist is brought to you by the new post-uteraing service provider for fetuses who purchased very small farms in Texas.
0:17.0	It's the lone star, cemetery, and primatorium.
0:21.0	Not only do we take care of the final remains, if you need help with the eulogy, we've got professional Zygostriders on staff ready to assist you.
0:30.0	Lone star, cemetery, and primatorium.
0:33.0	Find us on Twitter at 6 feet a sunder.
0:36.0	And now The Scavving Atheist.
0:39.0	Hi, I'm Thomas Smith.
0:41.0	I've got interrupted you there. You are speaking in corporate on behalf of opening arguments media, LLC.
0:47.0	And I'm here with my lawyer, Andrew Torres.
0:50.0	Retained counsel for the podcast, which airs Wednesdays.
0:54.0	And I'm here to tell you that we did, in fact, I've got to stop you on the best information and belief.
1:01.0	Okay, on the best information belief we did evolve from filthy.
1:07.0	You can't use filthy. That's a violation of the Australian Speech Code Act that could be technically a felony.
1:14.0	Can we use a slightly less group?
1:17.0	Okay.
1:18.0	According to our best information, we likely evolved from not very well groomed monkey men.
1:25.0	Is that good? Are we good?
1:26.0	I approve.
1:27.0	Okay.
1:29.0	It's Thursday.
1:30.0	It's December 8th.
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