ScathingAtheist 193: Sparkleponies Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Ray gets Eli a month late birthday present, we learn that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian and that Men In Black is a documentary, and Chris Kluwe will be here to afford me a reason to say “Sparkleponies”. --- Get $3 off your new Loot Crate subscription here: http://www.lootcrate.com/atheist To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies --- Guest Links: You can find Chris Kluwe’s book here: https://www.amazon.com/Beautifully-Unique-Sparkleponies-Football-Absurdities/dp/0316236772 Read Chris’s take on “Locker Room Talk”: http://www.vox.com/first-person/2016/10/10/13230346/donald-trump-locker-room-talk-chris-kluwe Follow AAAA Canberra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Quad_A_Canberra --- Headlines: Weird terrible jesus baby head statue thing http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/10/20/a-catholic-church-in-ontario-is-now-home-to-a-statue-featuring-a-freaky-baby-jesus-head/ follow up: Jesus baby head thief returns head after horror replacement goes viral: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/stolen-baby-jesus-head-returned-after-statue-replacement-went-viral-1.3127826 Kansas GOP official praises Hitler in FB post: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/10/top-kansas-republican-praises-hitler-in-facebook-post/ Follow up “dutch noah” can’t send his ark out until he pays his bills http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/10/21/report-ark-replica-isnt-allowed-to-leave-denmark-until-dutch-noah-pays-his-bill/ Christian doctor gets “don't euthanize me” tattoo...cause she’s an idiot http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/10/19/christian-woman-opposed-to-doctor-assisted-suicide-gets-useless-dont-euthanize-me-tattoo/ Michael Savage: Trump should talk about Hillary’s lesbian lovers: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michael-savage-urges-trump-to-talk-about-hillarys-lesbian-lovers/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains profanity and full frontal nudity.
0:05.0	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by lootcrate.com.
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0:18.0	And by the new FGM multi-tool by Karonco, the Vagilmatic.
0:24.0	Tired of the same old boring mutilated vagina parts in the same old boring shapes.
0:30.0	Can't find the shelf space for all those different slicers, dices and specialty knives.
0:35.0	Who has the time? There must be a better way.
0:39.0	Is what you're probably thinking. Well, don't worry, there is a better way.
0:43.0	The Vagilmatic. Slid it, clit it, and forget it.
0:48.0	And now The Skaving Atheist.
0:51.0	Some guys getting yelled at so loud at lootcrate right now.
0:55.0	So loud.
1:02.0	This is Justin, a Vagilic's run with Agnostics and Atheist Canberra.
1:06.0	You can find us on Twitter at...
1:09.0	...cune, Canberra.
1:11.0	Or by email at AAAACanberra.agmail.com
1:15.0	We're a group of drugs who like to sit around on a Friday night discussing sobriety and how we did in fact evolve from...
1:20.0	...Bilthy, Mucky, Men and Willem.
1:32.0	Ah! It's Thursday, it's October 27th.
1:36.0	And if you say Bill Clinton's sexual predator on air it frees Newt Gingrich from his lamp.
1:41.0	So don't do that. I have no illusions.
1:44.0	I'm Eli Bosnick, I'm Heath N. Wright, and from New York, New York, and Secret Layer, Pennsylvania.
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