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🗓️ 15 September 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains profanity being interrupted by different profanity. |
0:06.1 | This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new penis replacement |
0:11.1 | system for gay men seeking conversion therapy. |
0:15.5 | It's Faggotrol by Dickoderm. |
0:18.5 | Our patented delivery system gives you a steady trickle of sodomy throughout the day so |
0:23.2 | you can finally beat those cravings. |
0:25.9 | By the end of week six, you'll be getting nothing but the tip and you'll still feel great. |
0:31.6 | And then you start wearing the snatch patch and you'll be well on your way to becoming |
0:34.9 | a normal, vagina-loving man, just like God intended. |
0:39.7 | And for lesbians, just follow the directions in reverse. |
0:42.7 | It's perfect. |
0:43.7 | Faggotrol. |
0:44.7 | Thanks to Riffra, this is not a hate crime. |
0:48.7 | And now The Skaving Atheist. |
0:51.0 | I heard a wild rumor that Noah was running low on far and square quotes and there hasn't |
0:56.1 | been a single one in finish yet. |
0:58.9 | I don't have anything to promote and nobody would give a shit anyway because no one cares |
1:02.9 | about Finland so I'll just leave you with this. |
1:05.6 | I thought I could get it to him as I was just stopping on me. |
1:09.0 | It's September 15th. |
1:19.6 | And if you don't stand for fat bottom girls, you can die of AIDS like Freddie Mercury is |
1:23.8 | for you. |
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