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The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 187: Cup Yours Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, religious dunking booths go wrong three stories in a row, the GOP promotes the Zika virus, cervical cancer, and slavery ... all in one bill, and we find a charity that’ll let us call people fat fucks for them again. --- To get in on Vulgarity for Charity, check out Modest Needs, then send proof of your donation to [email protected] --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Headlines: GOP delays Zika relief bill in effort to defund planned parenthood: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/09/gop-holds-zika-relief-bill-hostage/ Mother files charges after her autistic son is forcibly baptized: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/10/a-mother-files-criminal-charges-after-her-autistic-sons-mentor-forcibly-baptized-him/ Soldier drowns after his baptism http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/08/a-soldier-drowned-after-his-baptism-now-the-military-is-investigating-while-christians-cry-foul/ 13 people drown trying to dunk ganesh http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/08/13-people-may-have-drowned-in-india-while-trying-to-immerse-an-idol-of-ganesh-in-a-river/ Vatican calls for worldwide day of prayer for sex abuse victims: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/catholic-church-to-hold-worldwide-day-of-prayer-for-sex-abuse-victims/ Alabama priest calls for military to execute people who don’t stand for the pledge: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/10/church-defends-pastorhs-football-announcer-who-said-national-anthem-protesters-should-be-executed/ Steven Anderson denied entry into South Africa over hate speech concerns: http://religionnews.com/2016/09/13/anti-gay-arizona-pastor-denied-visa-to-enter-south-africa/ Circumcision practice doll: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/06/i-guess-even-doctors-who-perform-circumcisions-need-a-way-to-practice/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Church asks rape victim to apologize to rape victims wife http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/09/after-a-youth-pastor-raped-a-girl-their-church-asked-the-victim-to-apologize-to-the-pastors-wife/ Judge apologizes for asking rape victim why she didn’t keep her knees together: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/judge-apologizes-to-rape-victim-for-asking-why-she-didnt-keep-her-knees-together/ Suspected rapist claims biblical license to fuck who he wants: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/09/14/suspected-rapist-told-authorities-the-bible-gave-him-the-right-to-have-sex-with-anyone/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the following podcast contains profanity being interrupted by different profanity.

0:06.1

This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new penis replacement

0:11.1

system for gay men seeking conversion therapy.

0:15.5

It's Faggotrol by Dickoderm.

0:18.5

Our patented delivery system gives you a steady trickle of sodomy throughout the day so

0:23.2

you can finally beat those cravings.

0:25.9

By the end of week six, you'll be getting nothing but the tip and you'll still feel great.

0:31.6

And then you start wearing the snatch patch and you'll be well on your way to becoming

0:34.9

a normal, vagina-loving man, just like God intended.

0:39.7

And for lesbians, just follow the directions in reverse.

0:42.7

It's perfect.

0:43.7

Faggotrol.

0:44.7

Thanks to Riffra, this is not a hate crime.

0:48.7

And now The Skaving Atheist.

0:51.0

I heard a wild rumor that Noah was running low on far and square quotes and there hasn't

0:56.1

been a single one in finish yet.

0:58.9

I don't have anything to promote and nobody would give a shit anyway because no one cares

1:02.9

about Finland so I'll just leave you with this.

1:05.6

I thought I could get it to him as I was just stopping on me.

1:09.0

It's September 15th.

1:19.6

And if you don't stand for fat bottom girls, you can die of AIDS like Freddie Mercury is

1:23.8

for you.

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