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🗓️ 25 August 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, Eli won't be here this week, so the rest of us had to be extra explicit to make up for it. |
0:06.0 | This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by the new reality show about New Jersey's favorite homophobic pastry shop, Skycake Boss. |
0:16.0 | Get a behind the scenes look at this brave Christian business where cream pies belong in the V not to be, like God intended. |
0:25.0 | Skycake Boss, where gay people need not a pie. |
0:30.0 | Also, if you haven't already, do not forget to Google Patten Oswald Skycake, best ever. |
0:37.0 | And now The Skaving Atheist. |
0:40.0 | This is Dave from Philadelphia, and we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men. |
0:56.0 | Ah, it's Thursday. |
1:01.0 | Hey, it's August 25th. |
1:03.0 | And I'm about to enter my mid to late, thoroughly 20s. |
1:07.0 | I'm No Illusions. |
1:08.0 | I'm Heath N. Wright, and from Secret Layer, Pennsylvania. |
1:12.0 | This is The Skaving Atheist. |
1:14.0 | On this week's episode, Eli and Annel fucked their way across Europe. |
1:18.0 | Sandy Rios complains that the trans community might give her a UTI. |
1:22.0 | Technically, and Jake and Hugo from the Bible reloaded will be here to get litigious on some motherfuckers. |
1:27.0 | But first, the Diet Trap. |
1:29.0 | Well, we watched our little Eli get married over the weekend. |
1:43.0 | He and Annel tied the non-atoppa building in Midtown Manhattan on Friday, and Heath and I stood alongside him as he set his vows. |
1:50.0 | And not to let the hopeless romantic in me take control of the Diet Tribe here, but it really had the arrow one of the genuine, till death do us part weddings. |
1:58.0 | Two people who genuinely make each other better. |
2:01.0 | Now, granted, I'm predisposed to appreciate any wedding where the bride uses the word fuck in her vows. |
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