ScathingAtheist 180: Driving While Indoctrinated Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Ben Carson warns us that Hillary trifles with ghosts; Tanzania forgets that tears make great lube; and the Quran will get closer to interesting than it’s ever been, and still be boring as fuck. --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Special Thanks “Jesus Don’t Take the Wheel” was written by Eli Bosnick and Anna Phyllis Smith, and arranged and performed by Anna Phyllis Smith and Morgan Clarke. You can hear more from Anna at her website; and you can hear more from Morgan on Soundcloud. --- Headlines: DNC wanted to use bernie’s atheism against him http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/22/leaked-email-suggests-that-dnc-official-wanted-to-use-bernie-sanders-alleged-atheism-against-him/ also http://gizmodo.com/wikileaks-just-published-tons-of-personal-data-like-a-b-1784140603 Donald trump and the RNC really want to repeal the johnson amendment http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/21/donald-trump-in-gop-nomination-speech-pledges-to-let-pastors-endorse-candidates-from-pulpit/ Ted cruz talks about protecting atheists http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/20/ted-cruz-in-convention-speech-talks-about-protecting-religious-freedom-of-atheists-seriously/ Ben carson says hillary can’t be president because she worships lucifer http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/19/ben-carson-hillary-clinton-cant-be-president-because-she-worships-lucifer/ Trump supporters love god’s not dead and kirk cameron http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/20/analysis-shows-trump-supporters-love-gods-not-dead-and-some-think-kirk-camerons-a-great-actor/ Florida woman let's jesus take the wheel http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/12/florida-woman-crashes-into-a-house-after-praying-behind-the-wheel-with-her-eyes-closed/ Letting muslim give prayer at RNC let DEMON GOD into party according to B fish http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/21/bryan-fischer-by-letting-muslim-give-prayer-at-rnc-republicans-invited-demon-god-into-party/ Tanzanian government seeks to cut down on gay sex by banning lube: http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/07/tanzania-cracking-gays-banning-lube/ --- This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC. Copyright 2016, all rights reserved.

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0:00.0	Warning, if you don't want to hear explicit language, it's not too late to turn this
0:03.6	motherfucker off.
0:04.6	Okay, well, now it is.
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0:12.5	for Protestant parkour activists trying to rid the world of Catholicism.
0:18.1	It's the Holy Sea Pat Machine.
0:21.1	Do you find yourself exhausted after a long day of hopping over bike racks in order to
0:26.2	defeat the Antichrist who's taken over Vatican City?
0:30.0	Looking for a way to get a better night's sleep?
0:32.1	Well, don't worry, we've got you covered.
0:35.4	The Holy Sea Pat Machine, the number one solution for leap apnea.
0:41.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:43.0	Hi, this is Brian, and I know what you're thinking, but the reason I fuck up in so many
0:47.8	Christian movies is because we did, in fact, evolve from Filthy Monkey Mountain.
0:56.2	Oh, it's Thursday.
1:04.6	It's July 28th.
1:06.1	And Miss Cleo never saw it coming.
1:08.4	Odd.
1:09.4	Very odd.
1:10.4	I'm No Illusions.
1:11.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:12.4	I'm Heath Henry.
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