ScathingAtheist 177: Quranic Embryology Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 7 July 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this week’s episode, Tim Tebow disappoints one last fan, the sequel to Christian Mingle gets a lot more interesting with a new lesbian porn angle, and Muhammad’s rambling, drunken Facebook post of a revelation continues. --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Guest Links: Click Here to check out the Montgomery Humanists Facebook page. Click Here to donate to their fundraiser. --- Headlines: Supreme court will not hear pharmacists who don’t want to do their job because of jesus: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/28/supreme-court-will-not-hear-case-involving-pharmacists-who-refuse-to-do-their-jobs-because-of-jesus/ Jw’s try to destroy 7000 year old maya temple because it's not christian http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Jehovahs-Witnesses-Destroy-Ancient-Indigenous-Temple-in-Mexico-20160628-0009.html And http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/jehovahs-witnesses-accused-of-vandalizing-7000-year-old-pyramid-out-of-fears-of-devil-worship/ Tim tebow prayed a guy back to life http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/28/christian-quarterback-tim-tebow-didnt-do-anything-heroic-on-a-delta-flight/ Pope says that the catholic church owes guys an apology while supporting a cabal of people denying them rights with special bonus melt down by Bill donahue http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/26/pope-francis-says-gay-people-deserve-an-apology-but-his-actions-show-otherwise/ And http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/catholic-leagues-bill-donohue-melts-down-on-cnn-after-pope-tells-him-to-apologize-to-gays/ Attack in Dhaka: 20 dead, those who could recite a Quranic verse spared: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36692613 NY psychiatrist lobbying for "demonic possession" as real clinical diagnosis: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/02/board-certified-new-york-psychiatrist-thinks-demonic-possession-can-be-the-correct-diagnosis/ And https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/07/01/as-a-psychiatrist-i-diagnose-mental-illness-and-sometimes-demonic-possession/ After Settlement, ChristianMingle allows gays: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/02/after-settlement-gay-users-will-finally-be-able-to-use-christianmingle-com/ --- This Week in Misogyny: The one word he’d give to women who’d had an abortion http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/28/christian-pastor-explains-the-one-word-hed-say-to-women-who-have-had-an-abortion/ Sheriff sends sex traffic workers to christian ministry http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/28/texas-sheriff-sends-sex-traffic-victims-to-christian-ministry/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains all seven of George Carlin's words you can't
0:04.7	say on television except Coxucker.
0:07.4	And now it has that too.
0:09.7	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Ken Ham's new cold fusion
0:15.0	machine that he's going to use to power his impossibly large boat.
0:19.5	It's the Noah's Ark reactor.
0:21.5	It's going to be just like the one they had back in Biblical times.
0:25.4	All he needs is another $18 million grant from the US government, a quick consultation
0:30.1	with John Galt, and for everything in books to be real.
0:34.7	Noah's Ark reactor, the perfect holy war machine, and now the Skating Atheist.
0:41.6	Hi, I'm Oslo P. Eshu from the law offices of Oslo P. Eshu, kangaroo law.
0:47.7	Have you or someone you love been attacked by a kangaroo?
0:50.8	Call me, and I'll fight for you.
0:53.2	We did in fact evoke from filthy monkey men, but kangaroos didn't.
0:57.8	That's why they're Boston's.
1:00.2	Hey, it's Thursday.
1:09.2	It's July 7th.
1:10.9	And we're finally getting a good look at Uranus.
1:13.2	Yeah, it's like a butt.
1:14.5	I'm Noah Luzon's.
1:16.5	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:18.1	I'm Ethan Wright.
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