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The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 175: His Ark is Worse Than His Bite Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we’ll read the book equivalent of getting dicked to death by wolverines, state-mandated anal probes get two thumbs up from a Kenyan judge, and Bill Donohue will dress up like a penguin and plot against Batman. --- Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. --- Guest Links: Click Here to help Dan Arel get to the Ark Park protest Click Here to check out the HolyCrap Vlogcast --- Headlines: Creationists to counter-protest atheists at Ark Park opening: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/18/how-many-levels-of-protests-will-take-place-on-opening-day-of-the-noahs-ark-theme-park/ Donohue: Law to extend statutes on child rape was designed “to rape the Catholic church.” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/21/bill-donohue-law-to-help-child-abuse-victims-was-really-intended-to-rape-the-catholic-church/ Police in Trenton NJ plan to bring underage curfew violators to churches in the middle of the night: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/18/kids-who-violate-curfew-will-be-sent-to-church-say-trenton-nj-police/ Hackers add gay pride stuff to ISIS Twitter accounts: http://religionnews.com/2016/06/18/hackers-add-rainbows-gay-pride-slogans-to-isis-accounts/ Canadian police break up fight over whether or not the earth is flat or round http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/15/canadian-police-had-to-break-up-a-fight-over-whether-the-earth-is-flat-or-round/ Turkish Muslim mob attacks album release party at record store in Istanbul for not doing nothing during Ramadan: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/18/muslims-attack-istanbul-music-event-upset-that-it-took-place-during-ramadan/ Man attacked with machetes for not fasting on Ramadan: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/10/man-is-attacked-with-machetes-by-muslim-boys-who-were-upset-he-wasnt-fasting/ Anderson cooper is too gay to interview straight people http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/15/bryan-fischer-anderson-cooper-is-gay-so-hes-disqualified-from-interviewing-anti-gay-politicians/ Anderson cooper goes hard in the paint on bigot: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/14/floridas-anti-gay-attorney-general-pam-bondi-taken-to-task-by-anderson-cooper-for-her-past-bigotry/ Anal probes are a legal way to determine if someone is gay: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/06/16/kenyan-judge-says-anal-probes-are-a-legal-way-to-determine-if-someone-is-gay/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Six months for raping an accident victim: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/04/state-trooper-gets-just-6-months-for-raping-car-accident-victim.html Amish couple sells 14 year old daughter: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1303574/amish-couple-arrested-after-gifting-their-daughter-14-to-man-who-went-on-to-father-two-children-with-her/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20160619-_-News-_-497084531-_-Image,textandlink Abortion Drone: http://thinkprogress.org/world/2016/06/21/3790692/abortion-drone-ireland/

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0:00.0

Warning, if we beaped out all of the offensive stuff, this podcast would be Morse Code.

0:05.4

This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Hedgehog Creators, the new

0:11.6

fashion line for the conservative women of Islam.

0:15.5

Hedgehog Creators, because Muslim neo-conservatives want to dress like they're in the matrix.

0:21.8

Plus an ninja mask.

0:24.1

And now, The Skaving Atheist.

0:26.3

Hi, I'm Schoozing Trouble, I'm Alan.

0:28.8

Hi, I'm Heretic Woman.

0:30.4

Hi, I'm Chris.

0:31.3

Hi, I'm Richard Fitz.

0:33.0

Bull Tools, just for you, Joseph.

0:35.0

Hi, I'm Joe.

0:36.3

I'm on Rennon Tech.

0:37.3

And we're going to be a couple of days.

0:40.1

All from the movie.

0:42.1

And we're going to be a couple of days.

0:43.6

And that's what you get for free, Noah.

0:46.4

Fuck you.

0:47.3

Ah, it's Thursday.

0:58.7

It's June 23rd.

1:00.2

And Eric Hovine looks like Lance Bass's rejected stunt double.

1:04.1

I have no illusions.

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