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The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 162: Vulgarity for Charity Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, a creationist will prove the world’s 6000 years old with a thing that takes 10,000 years to form, the NFL finds a tiny patch of moral high ground right next to Georgia, and Eli will discover his destiny.

Transcript

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0:00.0

With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...

0:04.5

Huh?

0:30.5

Warning! If we bleeped out all of the cuss words in the show, you'd mistake it for Morse code.

0:35.2

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new web design service

0:40.7

for futurist Christian churches that use the computer nets.

0:44.6

PrayerSpace.com

0:46.8

And just to be clear, we're talking about Hypertext Transfer Protocol.

0:50.8

And we're talking about the worldwide web, so don't be confused.

0:54.0

First, type in http colon backslashbackslash www.prayerspace

1:01.3

all one word, type out prayerspace without the space.

1:05.0

Then type dot com, but don't spell out dot.

1:09.0

PrayerSpace. The fastest way to email your church's worldwide website onto the dial-ups.

1:14.7

And now, The Skating Atheist.

1:17.0

Son, what's wrong? You look surprised.

1:19.6

We learned some weird new facts about evolution today.

1:22.5

What was that?

1:23.5

Well, a long time ago, we were hairy, smelly animals, but over time we evolved into humans.

1:29.5

So what's the confusion?

1:31.3

It was hard to believe until now.

1:34.3

Well, what changed your mind?

1:36.3

You, Dad, please put your shirt on. You look like Chewbacca.

1:40.6

I assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

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