ScathingAtheist 156: Heifer-vescent Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Cardinal George Pell will Ferris Bueller his way out of accountability for child sex abuse, Ted Cruz gets plenty of exorcise while also-ranning in the GOP primaries, and Eli shows up to try to convince us that Ready Player One is the Muslim Holy Book.

Transcript

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...
0:04.5	Huh?
0:30.3	Warning! If the Super Bowl didn't have enough offense for you, we're gonna try to make up for it with our language this week.
0:35.8	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new anti-porn video series for religious people that can't handle seeing a booby.
0:44.7	Repent House. Girls Gone Mild.
0:47.6	Do you like to watch retired porn stars performing ordinary household tasks as they slowly dress themselves more and more appropriately?
0:55.9	Are you sporting a half-chub at this very moment?
0:59.3	Then you'll probably enjoy the God-awful movies podcast.
1:02.4	And you'll definitely like our videos.
1:04.9	Repent House. Girls Gone Mild.
1:07.3	Because you never know when the president of Iran's gonna show up for a jerk party.
1:11.6	And now, The Skating Atheist.
1:14.1	Alright, this is Matt from The Planet Earth.
1:16.1	And if we didn't evolve from filthy monkey men, then why am I flinging my feces?
1:22.8	Pfft!
1:24.8	Oh, sorry.
1:37.8	Ah!
1:38.8	It's Thursday.
1:40.8	It's February 11th.
1:41.8	And New Hampshire is feeling the burn.
1:43.8	Um, no illusions.
1:44.8	Um, Heath and Wright.
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