ScathingAtheist 154: Yo Momma's so Fatima Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we'll learn all about Ken Ham's effort to gather together two of every kind of tax incentive for his ark, the E! Network forces us to spend well over half a minute making a really offensive list, and we'll look into the miracle of the sun (but not directly into it, because that's bad for your retina).

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains profanity and shit.
0:04.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Drive Through
0:08.5	Indulgent Service for the CINNERON LEGOW.
0:11.9	Easy PASTER, Confess and Ride, Tithing Takers.
0:16.0	Are you a bad Christian who needs to re-up on God's forgiveness more like hourly instead
0:20.8	of weekly?
0:21.8	Looking for Chastity and Virtue, but not just yet.
0:25.5	Wondering if we know about the Giant Loophole?
0:27.8	Well, we do know about it and we found a great way to exploit it.
0:31.5	Using our patented wireless tithing system or tie-fi, you can get all the roadhead you
0:36.4	want from that hooker as long as you finish before you drive past our sensor.
0:40.8	Easy PASTER, take the fast lane on the highway to heaven.
0:45.4	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:47.7	What's up, secular minorities?
0:49.0	This is Uber 47 of the secular Barbershop podcast.
0:52.8	And I know this isn't PC, but I'm here to tell you we did in fact evolve.
0:57.3	From Filthy Monkey Men.
0:59.6	Because let's be honest, only primitive man could screw up this much.
1:04.3	Ehhhhh, it's Thursday.
1:14.8	It's January 28th.
1:16.5	And maybe Bill Cosby was just a method actor trying to learn about gynecology.
1:19.8	It's reasonable down.
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