Warning, the following podcast is for mature audiences only, because according to people

who do ratings, if you make jokes about poop and say fuck a lot, that means you're mature.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new holiday toys

for manipulative religious parents that like to torment their children with false claims

of magical espionage.

Inspired by Elf on the Shelf fan, Mench on a Bench, Creepy-ass toys presents

to Jew and a Pew, Gent on a Tile, and Shiite on a Shingle.

Happy Holidays!

And now The Skating Atheist.

Hi, I'm Sarah, and I'm the President of the Secular Student Alliance at UC San Diego

and...

We did it in fact, evolved from Bill C. Monkey Man!

Ah, it's Thursday!

It's turkey day!

And it's the perfect time to engage your family in a friendly discussion of Israel and

Palestine.

I'll see how that goes.

I'm Noah Luzonz.

I'm Heath N.R.E.

And from New York, New York, and about Dosta, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

From this week's episode, the state of Texas intentionally gets stupider again.

A Floridian Man distributes demonic gay erections to distract from illegal manger scenes.

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