ScathingAtheist 136: Hepa Titus Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Kim Davis remains a horrible person; humans continue to procreate despite the existence of rainbow colored corn chips; and Lucinda joins us to learn that there's no amount of brevity that can keep a book of the bible from sucking.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains adult language, whatever the fuck that means.
0:05.9	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of multi-color
0:11.0	interior decoration kits for polygamist households.
0:15.0	Benjamin Mormon, Latter-day Paints.
0:17.2	Are you looking to spruce up your his and hers and hers and hers and hers bathrooms?
0:22.4	Can't get the sister wives to agree on a shade?
0:25.9	Don't worry, we've got variety packs for heroms of all different sizes.
0:30.8	Benjamin Mormon, Latter-day Paints.
0:33.6	White people mixing colors, the only way God intended.
0:37.6	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:39.6	Hey there guys, this is Shane Throat from Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
0:43.4	Just here to tell you you need to go to vacayacowin.com and get you some tickets to Carolina's
0:49.2	Secular Association conference coming up October 2nd through 4th, 2015.
0:53.6	Oh yeah.
0:54.6	And we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey myth.
1:01.6	It's Thursday.
1:12.3	It's September 24th.
1:14.1	And a recent study shows that 4 out of 5 nihilists secretly believe in something.
1:18.6	I know it.
1:19.6	I'm No Illusions, Homme Heathenwright.
1:22.1	And now from subsidized waffle housing, felt Dosta, Georgia.
1:26.0	This is The Skating Atheist.
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