Warning, the following podcast contains Dick Chokes.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new evening afterpill

for abortionists that found God later that day.

Plan C is for Christ.

Did you get knocked up by accident and resort to Plan B?

Feeling guilty about defying the creator of the universe?

Wish you could get some fresh semen back inside you

without involving the father whose child you just killed.

Don't worry, we've got the vaginal suppository for you.

Plan C is for Christ because reversing an abortion takes a lot of spunk.

And now the skating atheist.

Hi, I'm Dan Errol, author of Parenting Without God.

And I can assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey.

Hey, it's Thursday.

It's September 10th.

And it's officially Wabbit Season, Duck Season and Stat Tracker Season.

Oh, yeah, I'm No Illusions.

I'm Heath N. Wright.

And from Blazer Nation, the Dost of Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll wonder why a city would call itself more head if they didn't want gay dudes there.

An ex-girlfriend tells me I should probably get tested for spirituality.

And author and screenwriter Chris Mathison will be here to point out that the Bible just might not be the perfect word of God after all.

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