Warning, the following podcast contains adult themes, strong language, a sense of material,

off-color jokes, profanity, and this warning.

That's pretty much it.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Williamsburg's new

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And now The Skating Atheist.

This is Ryan coming to you recorded from Bumfuck Pennsylvania.

You've heard it more times than you've heard Tom and Cecil call Bobby C. Old.

But we did truthfully evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday.

It's Heath Spurthay.

And if you rearrange the letters of Westboro Baptist Church, you get Sharp Cut Boob Twitch.

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