Warning, we upgraded our equipment this week and these new microphones are 30% more vulgar.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Bond movie double feature for Jehovah's Witnesses.

J. 007 in License to Kill, my child by denying the medical treatment.

And also, Dr. No, we prefer to let our kid die of blood loss.

And now, The Skating Atheist.

This is Mark Trapphagen of Trapphagen's Daily Takeout Order Marketing Podcast.

And because there are marketers like me all over the internet in your face,

well that's proof that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy marketing monkey men.

Ah, it's Thursday.

It's July 16th.

And if you want a less sugary alternative to sweet tea, try honey on the rocks with a spoon.

I'm no illusions.

He's that right.

And from a bunch of Michael's savages in this town, Bel Dosta, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll throw down the gauntlet on Fat Guy in a Red Hat with our equipment upgrade.

We learn from the Pope that Catholic God will be voting for Bernie Sanders.

And Bryce Blank and I go from naked Mormon, there's a movie here but he won't be naked or a Mormon.

Like the Holy Roman Emperor.

But first, the diet ride.

There's a bizarre throwaway apologetic that acts as the capstone to way too many discussions about Islamic extremism.

It's the kind of thing that's rendered completely irrelevant by even the barest hint of logical scrutiny.

And yet I've heard at least a dozen rational and intelligent people offered up.

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