Warning, the following podcast contains juvenile language.

Because let's face it, there's nothing adult about poop jokes.

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And now The Skating Atheist.

This is the lonies' sweet leaf. And the sweet leaf swang your fairy orchestra.

And the adventures' sweet leaf podcast. And I'm telling you, your biggies, you all evolved

from filthy monkey men. Not like fairies like myself. We evolved from butterflies.

It's Thursday.

It's May 28th. And every spoon should be a spork at this point.

We know the technology is out there. I'm Noah Luzon's.

I'm Heath Henry. And from Franchise Tagged about Dosta Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll dig into the Dugger family, but not the way Josh did.

We learn that you only need one squeeze of kosher lube for eight crazy nights of butt sex.

And Tracy Harris of The Atheist Experience will join us and possibly regret it as soon as

she hears her name, immediately following an incest joke in a kosher butt sex reference.

But first, the diatron.

Alright, so I know that we already dug into the recent pure religious landscape data of it,

but it's awesome. So we're going to revisit it again this week because last week we kind of buried the lead.

See, the real fun isn't so much in the numbers as it is in the quarry,

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