Warning, the following podcast contains adult language, and by adult, of course, we mean jokes about dicks and poop.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new religious psychology book for mentally unstable clergymen wanting to understand why they went nuts.

Abstinal Retentive or Dental Compulsive, a Freudian analysis of clergy abuse.

From the guys that brought you, please masturbate now for the children.

And also, the poople loophole, why that doesn't count.

Comes a book that critics are calling brutally offensive and completely justified.

Abstinal Retentive or Dental Compulsive, good Christians should be anal expulsive like Dick Santorum.

But a man with a cloth still comes in handy afterwards.

And now, The Skating Atheist.

I'm Matt Dillani, host of The Atheist Experience, and after decades of research, I can assure you that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

Hey, it's Thursday. It's March 26, and you can still use expired condoms if you're flying so high.

I'm Noah Luzion. I'm Heath and right.

And from Fried Mullet Billboards, well, Dosta Georgia, this, The Skating Atheist, is what it said.

On this week's episode, Phil Robertson will fantasize about fondling atheist dicks.

The case will take marriage right out of Christians cold dead hands.

And Eli Bosnick joins us in asking why the hell we keep paying to be insulted.

But first, the Diet Try.

I'm often asked what it would take to change my mind.

What evidence could the theist present that would make me believe in God?

And I usually say, you know, any at all would be a nice start.

But if pressed, I have to admit that I don't know exactly what that evidence would look like.

You know, I can give it vague characteristics like repeatable and verifiable, but I can't point you to the holy grail of theistic evidence.

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