Scathing Atheist 99: New is the New Old Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Saudi Arabia will make Catholicism look a little better by comparison, we'll find out if Christianity comes with a money back guarantee, and a spurned lover with some condoms, lotion, and a dead granny fetish will gift wrap a 30 seconds on the clock segment for us.

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0:00.0	Meet Charlie. She loves dogs. Guilty.
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0:24.4	Go to shopify.co.uk-green to start selling online today.
0:30.4	Warning. This episode breaks at least four fifths of the commandments.
0:34.4	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Pastor Manning's favorite new
0:39.4	de-staffinated coffee, vaginal excretion, breakfast beverage.
0:43.0	Starbucks Distaff. Does drinking too much male semen in your coffee keep you up all night?
0:48.4	Has your taste for spurmy lattes come and gone?
0:51.4	Do you prefer the subtler, less nutty flavor of female ejaculate?
0:55.6	Try Starbucks Distaff. If semen enthusiasts Adam reeks likes it, you will too.
1:01.6	And now the Skating Atheist.
1:04.6	This is Packard Sonic of the Packard Pokes at Podcast.
1:07.6	And while we poke at your news, you cannot poke at the fact that we did in fact evolve from filthy, poking, monkey men.
1:26.6	It's Thursday. It's January 8th.
1:30.6	And I'd like to announce a solemn booya in honor of Stuart Scott.
1:34.6	Alright, be serious.
1:35.6	Yeah, absolutely. I'm No Illusions.
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