Warning, there are things in this episode that you just can't on here.

Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new American branch of the Islamic Jihad movement, Vanilla ISIS.

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To the Skating Atheist.

I'm Dr. Richard Carrier. I'm hyped up on Penadrill.

And we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey.

Ah, it's Jupiter Day.

It's October 9th.

And I'd probably give Broncos wide receiver to Mary Stomachson over the pants hand job if yes.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Ethan Wright from Broadway Black, New York, New York.

And Judd Wayslack, Potong Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick impregnates the girl from dirty dancing.

We'll learn that back alley abortion doesn't mean that they go in through the rectum.

And I'll give you $20 for winning that bet.

And Steve Wilson will be here to talk biblical butt sex.

But first, the diet.

My buddy, Chester, was a psychic.

Or at least that's what he said.

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