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🗓️ 25 September 2014
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, we still haven't learned our lesson about using all those naughty words. |
0:04.8 | Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new energy drink for |
0:08.0 | parched ISIS fighters B-Headball, the only energy drink that retroactively gives your |
0:12.6 | profits horse wings. |
0:14.2 | So when you're plum-tuckered from a long day of crucifying civilians and genociding obscure |
0:17.7 | sex of zero-astrians, reach for a can of B-Headball from the makers of Mountain Jew. |
0:23.0 | And now the Skating Atheist. |
0:25.0 | Good day, this is Jeff A.K. A. Goldenman. |
0:28.0 | I've been a mouthy-cunt for a reason for years now. |
0:31.7 | You may be familiar with my third rule of public discourse. |
0:34.6 | Or often called, hm, fucking three. |
0:37.8 | If not, what the fuck are you doing up? |
0:39.8 | Also, we did in fact evolve from filthy fucking monkey men and don't let the parvay as a |
0:44.9 | primitive ignorant infantile, petulant dogma convince you otherwise. |
0:56.0 | It's Friday tomorrow. |
0:59.0 | Yeah, but it's today, September 25th. |
1:02.8 | And we ain't got no jobs and we ain't got shit to do. |
1:07.0 | I have no illusions. |
1:09.0 | He's that right. |
1:10.0 | And from Jeter withdrawal, New York, New York. |
1:13.1 | And Skiter with A-Draw, Po-Dunk, Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist. |
1:17.8 | In this week's episode, we find out why the French call four ounces of pot a royale |
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