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The Scathing Atheist

Scathing Atheist 84: Alliterative Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode Noah will devote an inordinate amount of his life making fun of the bible in rhyme, we'll learn which crayon works best for Satan's scrotum and we'll make Heath kind of wish his grandma didn't listen to this show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, we still haven't learned our lesson about using all those naughty words.

0:04.8

Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new energy drink for

0:08.0

parched ISIS fighters B-Headball, the only energy drink that retroactively gives your

0:12.6

profits horse wings.

0:14.2

So when you're plum-tuckered from a long day of crucifying civilians and genociding obscure

0:17.7

sex of zero-astrians, reach for a can of B-Headball from the makers of Mountain Jew.

0:23.0

And now the Skating Atheist.

0:25.0

Good day, this is Jeff A.K. A. Goldenman.

0:28.0

I've been a mouthy-cunt for a reason for years now.

0:31.7

You may be familiar with my third rule of public discourse.

0:34.6

Or often called, hm, fucking three.

0:37.8

If not, what the fuck are you doing up?

0:39.8

Also, we did in fact evolve from filthy fucking monkey men and don't let the parvay as a

0:44.9

primitive ignorant infantile, petulant dogma convince you otherwise.

0:56.0

It's Friday tomorrow.

0:59.0

Yeah, but it's today, September 25th.

1:02.8

And we ain't got no jobs and we ain't got shit to do.

1:07.0

I have no illusions.

1:09.0

He's that right.

1:10.0

And from Jeter withdrawal, New York, New York.

1:13.1

And Skiter with A-Draw, Po-Dunk, Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist.

1:17.8

In this week's episode, we find out why the French call four ounces of pot a royale

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