Warning, this episode has a lot of profanity in it.

Even compared to other episodes of this show.

Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new alternative and complimentary

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And now, the Skating Atheist.

I'm Lucind Illusions from later in the show, and we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey

women.

Ah, it's a very soft person.

It's super-America-fuck-y-aff-freedom day.

And then Republicans are listening to the top gun anthem right now.

I'm no illusions.

And from the place that terrorists actually attack, New York, New York.

And the place where the people they actually want to kill are Poe-Dunk, Georgia.

This is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, a new pop-up book for kids debunks the homosexuality bit.

We'll learn that Phil Robertson is actually Bizarro Dumbledore.

And Kevin Sorbo, releases his new Punches Pilates app workouts.

But first, the diet's right.

Let me stop for just a moment and reflect on the truly hurt-y-ly-an-effort it must have

taken to convince humanity that fucking was bad.

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