Scathing Atheist 70: I Fincke Therefore I Am Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we'll discuss the Spanish SIDS festival, the Supreme Court will get one right for a change, blogger and philosophy professor Dan Fincke will join us to make us better at not believing in god and Lucinda will join us for the Holy Babble and learn that even the best parts of the bible make Archie Bunker look like a feminist.

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0:00.0	Wang, this show will now contain twice as many fucks on average.
0:04.8	Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by MetaVax, the vaccination against
0:09.5	vaccinations.
0:10.5	Do you trust medical advice from book or eating xplayboy models over that of actual doctors?
0:15.4	Do you just not care what science has to say about science?
0:18.2	Well then, throw out the Illuminati's nefarious plans with MetaVax.
0:22.2	Our proprietary formula guarantees that regardless of what secret alien race and occupation
0:26.5	you got, you'll stay sick like God intended.
0:29.8	MetaVax, because shapeshifting lizards from Mercury are giving us autism.
0:34.4	And now the Skating Atheist.
0:36.4	My adult child just came out.
0:40.2	What do I do?
0:42.1	You know the answer depends.
0:44.2	If they profess to be a Christian, you have to alienate them.
0:47.2	So you isolate them.
0:48.2	You don't have a meal with them.
0:49.4	You separate yourself from them.
0:51.3	You turn them over to Satan as it were as scripture says.
0:54.4	I am Dan Finca of Camels with Hammers and we did in fact evolve from Filthy Monkey.
1:01.4	It's Thursday.
1:08.4	It's June 19th and it turns out that playing a real sport, but only with your feet, is
1:14.0	actually still pretty excited.
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