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I would much prefer to export homosexuals from the United States than to import them into

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And the fact that anyone actually believes this shit is more proof that we did indeed

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It's Thursday, it's May 15th.

And Johnny football gets media attention from taking a shit these days.

Imagine if he takes the browns to the Super Bowl.

I only have so much imagination.

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