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This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Christian-flavored

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Kibbles and twits, because Christians are going to act like they're being persecuted

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I don't understand the kind of theological system that says it is okay for an America

that was founded as a Christian nation to surrender the control and the direction of

this country to the godless immoral infidels who hate God.

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And anyone can point and shoot Podong Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, drive by Baptists, hold super-soakers sideways, gangster stuff.

Malaysia does something dumb even for a country that arrests coconuts, and gay people will

go to hell.

But first, the Daya Tribe.

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to that burning question.

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