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In this week's episode, we'll learn that Deuteronomy is really repetitive, we'll learn

that Deuteronomy is really repetitive, and we'll have to turn off the window unit while

we record.

But first, the Diatry.

This past Saturday, Heath and I were invited to MC a roast for a mutual friend that was moving out of town.

We were delighted to do it, but the guy we were roasting is exactly the kind of guy you hate to roast.

He has no flaws.

He's in good shape, he's good looking, he's confident, he's talented, he's intelligent,

he seems to have a new woman on his arm every weekend, so he's not exactly the cornucopia of personal defects

that you hope for in a roast victim.

So most of us are forced to make jokes about the number of different women he'd slept with in the time we knew him.

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