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🗓️ 13 June 2013
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of Biblical Shampoo's second axe, Brain and Body Wash. |
0:06.1 | Our maximum strength and indoctrination formula is powerful enough to wash away IQ points. |
0:10.7 | Hell, by the time we're done with you, you'll be buying a shampoo with vitamins in it. |
0:15.0 | Like your hair can metabolize vitamins. |
0:19.0 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
0:21.2 | I'm not saying that anybody is actually thinking their worshiping bail. |
0:25.8 | But the ancient rituals are here. |
0:29.4 | And whether we know it or not, that's exactly what our society and our world is doing right now. |
0:35.8 | Worshipping, Molok and Bale. |
0:39.0 | My name is Wesley. I'm from the Atheist Nomads podcast. |
0:43.2 | And I'm here to say that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey mouth. |
0:59.4 | It's Thursday, it's June 13th, and I can prove that if I have to. |
1:09.6 | I'm your host, No Illusions, and for pre-apocalyptic New York, New York, this is The Skating Atheist. |
1:15.4 | On this week's episode, high school valedictorian will boldly stand with the many against the few. |
1:20.2 | American Atheists will give the devil a place in Florida to rest his clove and feet, |
1:24.4 | and the New England Patriots will guarantee us at least one more season of T-Bo jokes. |
1:28.4 | But first, the Diatry. |
1:44.4 | There's an apologetic tactic that seems to be gaining popularity. |
1:47.4 | This one isn't showing up in any formal debates, mind you. |
1:50.4 | This one's reserved for the infantry of religious debaters, |
1:53.4 | drooling asshats that you find commenting on YouTube videos and trolling Reddit. |
1:58.4 | It's a tactic I like to call God the Ingredientless Sandwich. |
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