Scathing Atheist 17: God's Brother Mikey Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2013

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In this week's episode, a high school valedictorian in South Carolina will boldly stand with the many against the few, American Atheists will give the devil a place in Florida to rest his cloven feet, we'll meet a pastor who's trying to get men to stop masturbating and a porn star who's trying to get them to start again and the New England Patriots will guarantee us at least one more full season of Tim Tebow jokes.

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0:00.0	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of Biblical Shampoo's second axe, Brain and Body Wash.
0:06.1	Our maximum strength and indoctrination formula is powerful enough to wash away IQ points.
0:10.7	Hell, by the time we're done with you, you'll be buying a shampoo with vitamins in it.
0:15.0	Like your hair can metabolize vitamins.
0:19.0	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:21.2	I'm not saying that anybody is actually thinking their worshiping bail.
0:25.8	But the ancient rituals are here.
0:29.4	And whether we know it or not, that's exactly what our society and our world is doing right now.
0:35.8	Worshipping, Molok and Bale.
0:39.0	My name is Wesley. I'm from the Atheist Nomads podcast.
0:43.2	And I'm here to say that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey mouth.
0:59.4	It's Thursday, it's June 13th, and I can prove that if I have to.
1:09.6	I'm your host, No Illusions, and for pre-apocalyptic New York, New York, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:15.4	On this week's episode, high school valedictorian will boldly stand with the many against the few.
1:20.2	American Atheists will give the devil a place in Florida to rest his clove and feet,
1:24.4	and the New England Patriots will guarantee us at least one more season of T-Bo jokes.
1:28.4	But first, the Diatry.
1:44.4	There's an apologetic tactic that seems to be gaining popularity.
1:47.4	This one isn't showing up in any formal debates, mind you.
1:50.4	This one's reserved for the infantry of religious debaters,
1:53.4	drooling asshats that you find commenting on YouTube videos and trolling Reddit.
1:58.4	It's a tactic I like to call God the Ingredientless Sandwich.
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