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Can somebody get in here and fix this mic?

I think a ghost was in here.

Good morning, everybody.

And happy, happy spooktober Halloween.

It's looking spooky in this

studio it's feeling spooky if you're not watching this episode on YouTube you better get

your ass over there and watch it because otherwise it's not going to make a whole lot of

sense my name's chester I just got back with my buddy Jasper here.

Hello, everyone. We just got back from Turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might notice something

different since last year and it's quite a difference. So again, if you're watching on YouTube,

then you'll see it. We did not go on a time machine. We went to Turkey.

The hair on the head is fresh and new. We did get hair transplants. Okay, we got the hair plugs. Everybody's been doing it. And we decided that we would join them because, honestly, we got it for a plethora of reasons. Yeah. Well, actually, ever since we got the hair, Chester's wife, Chester's ex-wife, should I be more specific.

Yeah, she's been on her knees begging for me to come back. He's been knock, knock, knock, knocking on his door. Of course, we've slept together a couple times since then because she just wants me so bad. But I guess it reminds her when we first fell in love and I actually cared about her.

It's like some fantasy of hers, but it's not going to last long.

My ex-wife wants nothing to do with me still. It says I work too damn much. I don't pay

attention to my kids or her and whatever. How are the kiddos doing? Did they like your new hair?

They haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen them in a few few months. So, oh, that's sad. I think they'll like it. I did FaceTime my daughter.

She said it looked okay. She said that you had a son. I have both. You got another kid?

Congrats. Congrats. My beautiful son and my beautiful daughter. Same same baby mama. Mm-hmm. Wow. She's busy. Sure she's not of any use anymore after two babies. She probably looks like crap.

Eh, she's batting ugly now. That's good. My mustache is actually off my face. It hurts so bad. Okay, this is just going to have to. Welcome. Chill here. Welcome to our Halloween special. We wanted to get the studio a little spooky for you all. We wanted to bring back Chester Jasper. We wanted to come back for you. And just give you a 4-1-1. These people are creeps. They've got our picture up on the wall. I saw that. From back in the days of when we were, first of all, bald and ugly as hell. Second of all, doing our new... Last year, Chester. Yeah, doing our pest control business. Oh, should we give them an update on the pest control business? Yeah, we sold it for millions. That's how we got the hair. And legally, legally is everything cut and, you know, tied up with a ribbon? Not exactly.

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