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🗓️ 11 June 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the shut down. No, no, no, no, no, not so fast, my friend. |
0:07.4 | Welcome you. Welcome to you. Oh, well, thank you. Hello stranger. Yeah. I took what, |
0:17.8 | five days off. Where you been? I've been in, took the kids to Colorado. Took them out |
0:25.1 | to let legacy pack 12 country, if you will, for a little VK, little R and R in the wild wilderness. |
0:35.6 | I got a couple of, I got a couple of lessons to share with, with both of you. Is one of |
0:39.9 | those lessons that the plural of moose is me. I tried to get my kids on the plural of moose |
0:45.4 | is me. But they, they refused to, they, they did say mooses. And I, yeah, I kept trying. |
0:52.7 | Jason, where do you stand on the plural moose debate? I like mooses. I like mooses a lot. |
0:57.3 | Mooses, it just makes sense to me, right? Because I think that's the funniest version too. |
1:03.3 | Meces, meces, meces also entertaining. You know what? Isn't entertaining? Walking up to one |
1:09.7 | like 20 feet away and not seeing it until your 19 feet away. Oh, you added a moose in the wild. |
1:16.3 | I did. The moose did not forcibly block me. I decided not to follow. I was walking. This was not, |
1:24.3 | by the way, an unpopulated area. This was about two minutes walk from where I was staying, |
1:30.4 | which was not exactly in the middle of the woods. It was more like glamping, right? A cabin, |
1:36.3 | a cabin with acceptable cable television. It's probably the best way to put it. Walking with the |
1:41.7 | kids at not an unreasonable hour, not like, oh, five in the morning. No, no, no. It was like, |
1:48.8 | it was like 9 a.m. And just walking up and thought, wow, I don't know. Maybe we'll see a moose. Oh, |
1:55.1 | hey, look at that. Yeah, there's six feet tall at the shoulders. This was a juvenile bowl, |
2:00.4 | but already on the kind of big-ish side with the horns and had to do the, had to do the immediate pivot |
2:07.2 | on the heel, walked about 50 feet backwards, put something big, a truck in this case between me, |
2:14.1 | the kids and the moose. Now, how hard was it to get the children to pivot? |
2:18.3 | It was easy to get one to pivot, though he was asking neither of my children are really |
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