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Scary Stories to Tell in #Pac12AfterDark

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The world's only college football podcast always makes the most logical choice, and that is why this episode is about SPOOKY STORIES TO TELL AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. Topics include: - Which coach’s head is secretly held on to his body by a velvet ribbon? - Ryan is not in this show because every terrible story you ever heard about New York came true at once, in his bloodstream - A great deal of time is spent in Indiana without properly taunting Indiana, and for that we apologize in advance - Also a lot of freshwater ecology talk, for some reason Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shut down. No, no, no, no, no, not so fast, my friend.

0:07.4

Welcome you. Welcome to you. Oh, well, thank you. Hello stranger. Yeah. I took what,

0:17.8

five days off. Where you been? I've been in, took the kids to Colorado. Took them out

0:25.1

to let legacy pack 12 country, if you will, for a little VK, little R and R in the wild wilderness.

0:35.6

I got a couple of, I got a couple of lessons to share with, with both of you. Is one of

0:39.9

those lessons that the plural of moose is me. I tried to get my kids on the plural of moose

0:45.4

is me. But they, they refused to, they, they did say mooses. And I, yeah, I kept trying.

0:52.7

Jason, where do you stand on the plural moose debate? I like mooses. I like mooses a lot.

0:57.3

Mooses, it just makes sense to me, right? Because I think that's the funniest version too.

1:03.3

Meces, meces, meces also entertaining. You know what? Isn't entertaining? Walking up to one

1:09.7

like 20 feet away and not seeing it until your 19 feet away. Oh, you added a moose in the wild.

1:16.3

I did. The moose did not forcibly block me. I decided not to follow. I was walking. This was not,

1:24.3

by the way, an unpopulated area. This was about two minutes walk from where I was staying,

1:30.4

which was not exactly in the middle of the woods. It was more like glamping, right? A cabin,

1:36.3

a cabin with acceptable cable television. It's probably the best way to put it. Walking with the

1:41.7

kids at not an unreasonable hour, not like, oh, five in the morning. No, no, no. It was like,

1:48.8

it was like 9 a.m. And just walking up and thought, wow, I don't know. Maybe we'll see a moose. Oh,

1:55.1

hey, look at that. Yeah, there's six feet tall at the shoulders. This was a juvenile bowl,

2:00.4

but already on the kind of big-ish side with the horns and had to do the, had to do the immediate pivot

2:07.2

on the heel, walked about 50 feet backwards, put something big, a truck in this case between me,

2:14.1

the kids and the moose. Now, how hard was it to get the children to pivot?

2:18.3

It was easy to get one to pivot, though he was asking neither of my children are really

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