The Potty Training Ghost submitted by Michelle.

I thought maybe you two might get a laugh out of this one. When our six-year-old son was potty training,

my husband thought it was a grand idea to get a potty that sings when you pee. It was not, by the way. It turned into a toy and I bought a plain one.

Ever since, the singing potty has been in our garage. It's been in there for about four years, because we procrastinate cleaning out the garage. It's been in there for about four years because we procrastinate cleaning out the garage.

The thing is, it has sensors in the bottom which makes it go off when they pee and it says,

Yay! and then sings a little song.

When we're in our new house about a month, Yay and then sings a little song.

We were in our new house about a month

when we heard the singing potty go off.

I checked and there was nothing to trip off the censor.

Super creeped out.

I turned it off and went about my way. Then a little while later it

happened again and I thought maybe I didn't turn it off so I turned it off again. Then every month or so it would go off again and again. Fast forward the four years, it's still there and we make jokes about how there's a ghost child trying to go potty.

I swear to you when we turn that thing off at least four times it still kept going

the only other unusual thing that's ever happened is my handheld vacuum turned itself

on in the middle of the night just the other day and we haven't touched it for a month.

I was up late binging Netflix and me and my two cats jumped about a foot.

I got up, turned it off and back on again, but when I turned it on the battery was dead.

My only conclusion is the ghost child is finally potty train and he has moved on to doing chores.

Wow, I don't think so.

I mean, I can't imagine. When I was a kid, we, well, we never had to really do chores.

There was like one day of like the year where my mom would be like, okay, everyone has to clean today.

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