Scary Spiders, Being Driven in a Hearse & Extreme Scatology with Aldo Kane
Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart
Global
4.9 • 674 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
This week, Gordon's riding solo once more but never fear, we've an extraordinary guest to step in, a former Royal Marine sniper, a man who's hard as nails and has a passport David Attenborough would be jealous of.
They chat about the family hearse, rowing the Atlantic on a hangover, sh*tting in various incredible places and ways, nostalgic school days, and experiences with various awful bugs.
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| 1:27.7 | Chris the Civilian, the water wanker from Brigadoon, Gordon Smart. |
| 1:32.7 | Once again, I'm afraid that I have to report that Malteseer eyes is absent, but I can't criticise him. He's got mouths to feed in Vegas and his own wee chicken wing disposal |
| 1:38.0 | receptacle is what I'm going to call it. He's a hungry wee man. He's busy earning a living |
| 1:42.0 | so he can't be here today once again. But we've got an |
| 1:44.8 | actual hard bastard from Kilwinning instead. Now Martin thinks he's a hard wee guy from the West Coast |
| 1:50.7 | just because he goes to Krav McGahn, Vegas from time to time, but this guy today is genuine nails. |
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