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🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 229 minutes
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0:00.0 | Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing. |
0:05.3 | I knew it. They'd been with their landscaper to Jusen. |
0:07.8 | A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that? |
0:14.2 | For materials, too high, timber and paving. Don't waste time. Deucon's got the lot. Like Teralis porcelain paving from only £22 per square metre. Love it. |
0:23.1 | All trade prices exclude VAT at 20% so no you can keep up with the Joneses. |
0:28.0 | And the Evanses. |
0:29.2 | And the Bertels. |
0:30.2 | Wake up! The Joneses are redo in their garden! |
0:32.6 | Love that porcelain paving and all that fencing. |
0:35.4 | I knew it. They've been with their landscaper to Jusen. |
0:37.9 | A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba. Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that. |
0:44.3 | For materials, tool hire timber and paving. Don't waste time. Duason's got the lot. |
0:49.0 | Like Turalis, porcelain paving from only 22 pounds per square metre. Love it. All trade prices exclude VAT at 20% |
0:56.0 | so now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses and the Bertels. |
1:02.0 | When I found what was left of my grandfather, he didn't look like he was any closer to God. |
1:09.0 | His flesh creaking like the bows of a tree. I might not |
1:13.8 | have recognized what I was looking at if he hadn't whimpered at my light. I'd only met him |
1:20.7 | once before that. I was about ten or so. I had no idea about this strange man who turned up, claiming he was my grandfather. |
1:30.3 | For someone who believed cavemen rode dinosaurs, Elijah wasn't as weird as you might think. |
1:38.3 | He tracked us down when I was 13 and came over to Britain to visit us. |
1:46.0 | Dad had never mentioned his biological father, and while the old man seemed regretful |
1:51.0 | about the lost time, he didn't sit around crying about it either. |
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