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🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm serious this time, Cody said, leaning across the cracked picnic table. |
0:08.8 | His breath smelled like sour candy and his eyes looked huge behind his bent-up glasses. |
0:15.2 | It's a real ritual, real, real. |
0:18.2 | I didn't just find it on Google or YouTube this time. I had to go through |
0:22.1 | this whole creepy website you can't even find unless you do this thing with your computer. |
0:27.4 | It's called a hidden browser or something. |
0:30.7 | I snorted and picked at the peeling paint on the table. Yeah, just like the real ritual, |
0:40.3 | where you made me eat a crayon and told me my future would come true if I pooped out the whole thing in one piece? |
0:44.3 | Cody shoved me with his elbow, but it barely counted as a shove. |
0:49.3 | He was skinny, always had been, with elbows so pointy he could probably stab someone if he wanted. |
0:58.0 | That was a joke. This is different. I did research this time. Real research. Hours of it. |
1:07.5 | I leaned back and squinted at him, trying to keep a straight face. |
1:13.7 | Cody doing research usually meant he found some kid on a forum who told him how to summon |
1:19.2 | a ghost with a spoon and a prayer. |
1:23.2 | Thing was, he was my friend. Always had been. |
1:28.5 | Ever since kindergarten, when he wore a cape to school for three weeks straight and told |
1:33.2 | everyone he had wizard blood. |
1:36.5 | Cody had this thing about creepy stuff. |
1:39.5 | Monsters, spells, ghost stories, you name it. |
1:44.3 | He collected weird facts the same way normal kids collect baseball cards. |
1:49.3 | Every week he had a new ritual or a new monster or a new story about a haunted road |
1:54.8 | he read about somewhere on a blog. |
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