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Horror Movie Club

Scary Movie (2000)

Horror Movie Club

Ashvin and Brian

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.5942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We step into our pop culture time machine to discuss whaaassuuup with the original Scary Movie.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I know someone's out there.

0:14.7

Hey there, listeners, welcome to horror movie club.

0:17.1

The show where two dudes who are not quite nerds but not quite nudes,

0:20.2

choose a horror movie

0:21.1

each week to rate and review. I'm Brian. I'm on the phone with Ashfin and today we are discussing

0:27.2

scary movie from 2000, directed by Kenan Ivory Wayans, written by Sean Wayans, Marlon Wayans,

0:33.9

Buddy Johnson, Phil Bowman, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. There's a story behind all those names, starring Anna Farris, Marlon, Buddy Johnson, Phil Bowman, Jason Friedberg, and Aaron Seltzer. There's a story behind all those

0:39.4

names, starring Anna Ferris, Marlon Wayans, John Abrahams, Dave Sheridan, Regina Hall, Sean Wayans,

0:45.3

Shannon Elizabeth, and many more. In this parody of films like Scream, and I know what you did

0:50.4

last summer, a group of friends is stalked by a masked killer who knows what they

0:55.0

did last Halloween. If you're new to the show, we're going to talk about this movie spoiler-free

1:00.0

for the first 15 or 20 minutes, and after that, we'll play some transition music and then begin

1:05.0

to walk through the plot in detail, reviewing the film as we go. So if you haven't seen it,

1:10.1

you can hang out for a while,

1:11.7

but duck out once you hear that transition music and go watch it on Paramount Plus. I believe

1:16.9

it's streaming there. Or you can rent it from the internet places. Although this isn't really a

1:22.0

movie that... Spoilers are not important. The plot of this movie does not matter.

1:28.6

And thanks to our Patreon supporters,

1:31.3

who are the reason you are getting this episode, ad-free.

1:35.0

And shout out to some new patrons, Desiree Rose, Sam G, Jess,

1:39.7

and special shout-out to Metapod Complex.

1:43.6

Yeah, here we go.

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